A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a complaint!”
“How can i help you?” the librarian said
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
“What was wrong with it?” the librarian asked
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot!” said the blonde.
The librarian nodded and said, “Ahhh. So YOU must be the person who took our phone book.”
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A man prays for parking space
A man drives to the local mall. He has been driving around and around for quite some time, struggling to find a parking space.
“Lord,” he prays. “I can’t stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I’ll give up the drink and go to mass every Sunday.”
Suddenly, the clouds part, and the sun shines on an empty parking spot.
Without hesitation, the man says: “Never mind, found one!”
