A blonde walks up to a horse and gets on.
Suddenly the horse takes off, galloping wildly.
The blonde falls off and get her foot stuck in the stirrup!
The horse keeps going and the blonde is bouncing along the ground, screaming for help.
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Then, the Wal-mart employee comes out and unplugs the horse.
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A horse walks into a bar
A horse walks into a bar.
He walks up to the bartender and says “Give me a beer.”
The bartender is stunned, so he heads to the back of the bar to speak with the owner.
“Hey boss” he says, “there’s a horse in the bar asking for a beer.”
The bar owner pauses for a second, then replies “Well then give him one, but charge him double. Horses don’t know the price of beer.”
So the bartender heads back out front and hands the horse a beer.
“You know,” says the barkeep, “we don’t get many horses around here.”
To which the horse replies, “At these prices I’m not surprised.”
