A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went into a farm to steal chickens.
The police were nearby and they heard them and came in.
The girls quickly jumped into three potato sacks so they wouldn’t be seen.
One policeman kicked the sack with the redhead, and she said “meow” “meow” pretending to be a cat.
He kicked the second one with the brunette, and she said “ruff” “ruff”, pretending to be a dog.
When he kicked the third sack with the blonde, she said “potatoes” “potatoes”
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Why can’t a blonde dial 911?.
Q: Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A: She can’t find the eleven.
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Two blondes meet at a busy chicken market.
A: If I can guess how many chickens you have in that bag, can I have one?
B: You can have both
A: Three
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