A blonde wanted a fancy way of spending her weekend and decided a weekend spent on a farm in another state was the best idea.
On getting to the farm, she saw something that caught her attention.
She saw a cow without horns and found it fascinating.
Confused, she asked the farmer standing next to her, “Why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” The farmer replied that cows could do damage with their horns, so it is best to keep them trimmed.
He told her that he used a hacksaw to trim the horn or treat a young calf, so the horn never grows.
He added that some breeds of cows do not have horns. Looking at the girl with obvious irritation, he said, “But this cow doesn’t have any horns because it’s a horse.”
LOL!!
A Blonde Gets Lost In A Snowstorm
A blonde driving a car got lost in a snowstorm.
She didn’t panic, however, as she remembered what her father had told her once. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it.”
Sure enough, a snowplow arrived and she started to follow it.
She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.
The blonde explained that her father told her to follow a plow if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm.
The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?”
LOL!!
