A blonde named Sally goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it.
She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, Sally begins screaming, “I won a motor home! I won a motor home!”
The waitress runs over and argues, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stereo system!”
Sally replies, “No. I won a motor home!”
By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, “You couldn’t possibly have won a motor home because we didn’t have that as one of our prizes.”
Again Sally says, “There is no mistake! I won a motor home!”
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, “WIN A BAGEL.”
A teacher asked a student his parent’s names
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, “What are your parent’s names?”
The student replied, “My father’s name is Laughing and my mother’s name is Smiling.”
The teacher said, “Are you kidding?”
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The student said, “No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking.”
L. Johnny went fishing with his dad.
Joke 1:
Little Johnny went fishing with his dad, who had his fishing license on the back of his hat.
After a while, they had caught no fish when Little Johnny offered the following suggestion:
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“Dad, turn your hat around so the fish can see your license.”
