A boy, his father, and his mother are having dinner, but the boy refuses to eat his broccoli.
“Eat your broccoli!” says the mother.
“No!” the boy shouts defiantly.
The father leans in, whispers something in the boy’s ear, and just like that, the boy gulps down his broccoli and hurries off to his room.
Curious, the mother asks, “What did you tell him?”
“I told him that if he didn’t eat his broccoli, his mickey wouldn’t grow.”
Without hesitation, the mother stands up and slaps the father—hard.
Shocked, the man rubs his cheek. “What was that for?!”
“For NOT eating your broccoli when you were a child!”
Two little boys go to the grocery store
Two little boys go into the grocery store.
One is nine, one is four.
The nine-year-old grabs a box of t-ampons from the grocery store’s shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.
The cashier asks, “Oh, that must be for your mother, right?” ”
The nine-year-old replies, “Nope, not for my mom.”
Without thinking, the cashier responded, “Well, they must be for your sister then?”
The nine-year-old quipped, “Nope, not for my sister either.”
The cashier had now become curious, “Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?”
The nine-year-old says, “They are for my four-year-old little brother.”
The cashier is surprised, “Your four-year-old little brother?”
The nine-year-old explains, “Well, on TV they say if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!”
LOL!! Little kids can be incredibly fun!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
