A class goes on a school excursion to a museum. A young boy breaks a vase and then reads his story.
He claims it never happened. The school continued the excursion until security arrested the boy and confronted him.
The teacher asks the boy, “Why didn’t you tell someone you broke the vase.”
the boy replies, “I didn’t think it would matter, it said it was priceless.
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Story of a Redhead man, a Bald Man and a Blond man
Story of a Redhead man, a Bald Man and a Blond man
There was a Redhead man, a Bald Man, and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff.
The Redhead said, “You know, every day it’s the same sandwich my wife makes me. I’m so sick of it. If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off this cliff.”
The Bald man said, “Right there with you my friend. If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.” The Blond man said, “With you all the way chaps If I have ham tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.”
The next day, the Redhead man had cheese, the bald man had ham, and the Blond man had jam. So they all jumped.
At the funerals, the wives of the Redhead man and the bald man said, “Why didn’t they just TELL us they didn’t like their sandwiches??”
The Blond’s wife said in tears, “I don’t understand it… He made his own sandwiches!”
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