A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.
When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his g-un into the air, caught it above his head without even looking, and fired a s-hot into the ceiling.
“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!” he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
“Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!”
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?”
The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”
LOL!!
Joe Bought A Horse From A Farmer
A young man named Joe bought a horse for $250 from a farmer.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days.
A few days later, the farmer drove up to Joe’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Joe said, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I’ve spent it already.”
Joe said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with it?”
Joe said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t flog a dead horse!”
Joe said, “Of course I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met Joe and asked him, “What happened to that dead horse?
Joe said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $5 apiece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Nobody complained?
Joe said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his $5.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
