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A Farmer Drove To A Neighbour’s.

A farmer drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door.

A boy, about 9, opened the door.

“Is your father at home?”

“No, sir, he’s not; he went to town.

“Well, is your mother here?”

“No sir, she went to town with daddy.”

“What about your brother Howard?” Is he here?”

“No sir, he went with mom and dad.”

The rancher stood for a few minutes, moving from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.

“Is there anything I can do for you?” I know where all the tools are if you need to borrow one or if I can give a message to my dad.”

“Well,” the rancher uncomfortably said, “I really wanted to talk to your father. It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.

The boy thought for a moment. “You should tell daddy about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.”

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A Little Boy Goes to the Zoo With Dad

A little boy wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.

Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo.

He wondered where all the other animals were but was still happy to see the horses.

“Great,” the boy replied.

“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.

“Great,” the boy replied.

“Did you and your father have a good time?” His mother asked.

“Yes, Daddy especially liked it,” the boy exclaimed enthusiastically, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”

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