A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes.
He is obviously drunk.
So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.”
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times.
They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man.
He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
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The drunk’s wife greets them at the door: “Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where’s his wheelchair?”
Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner.
Two men Billy and Johnny who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner.
Billy says, “Hey, it sure is hot today. I’d really like to go into the bar and get a beer, but the sign on the front door says, “No Pets Allowed,” and I can’t leave Fido alone on the street.”
Johnny replies, “No problem, just stand by the door and watch me, and you’ll be having that beer real soon!” The second man reaches into his pocket and puts on a pair of dark sunglasses, and then walks into the bar.
The bartender looks up and says, “Hey buddy, you can’t bring that dog in here!”
Johnny says, “But I’m blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!”
The bartender says, “Oh, okay then.” The man drinks his beer and leaves.
Billy then puts on dark sunglasses and goes into the bar.
The bartender looks up and says, “Hey buddy, you can’t bring that dog in here!”
Billy says, “But I’m blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!”
The bartender says, “Oh really? I’ve never heard of a Chihuahua seeing-eye dog!”
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Billy, thinking quickly, blurts out, “Oh, man! You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?”
