A grasshopper walks into a bar…
He walks up to the bar and takes a seat.
He flags the bartender down and orders a beer. The bartender does a double take but complies and brings the grasshopper a beer.
After handing him his beer, the bartender says “You know we have a drink named after you”?.
The grasshopper looks up from his beer, shoots the bartender a quizzical look, and says
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“You got a drink named Ted”?
Some Texans are mingling at the bar
Some Texans are mingling at the bar when an Oxford graduate walks in.
“Howdy, stranger,” one Texan says. “Where are you from?”
The Oxford graduate answers, “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences in prepositions.”
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“Oh, I’m sorry,” replies the Texan. “Where are you from,juckass?”
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