A group of blonde girls walks into a bar.
One of the girls tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast: “Here’s to 51 days!” and they proceed to down their drinks.
Once again, they tell the bartender to “line ’em up” and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.
The bartender says: “I don’t get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?”
One of the girls explains: “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box ‘2-4 years’ but we finished it in only 51 days!”
An old lady gives a boy some nuts
One day, I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady.
She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple of hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.”
“Sure.”, I replied.
Then she gave me a handful of nuts then she went back to sit with her friends.
“What a nice lady”, I thought
A few minutes later, I felt another tap on my shoulder and there she was again with a lot of nuts.
After about 10 minutes, she tapped me on the shoulder, once again offering some nuts.
It was a little bit weird so I asked her:
“Why don’t you eat them yourself?”
“Because we’ve got no teeth”, she replied.
“Then why do you buy them?”, I asked.
“Oh, because we just love the chocolate around them.”