A horse walks into a bar.
He walks up to the bartender and says “Give me a beer.”
The bartender is stunned, so he heads to the back of the bar to speak with the owner.
“Hey boss,” he says, “there’s a horse in the bar asking for a beer.”
The bar owner pauses for a second, then replies “Well then give him one, but charge him double. Horses don’t know the price of beer.”
So the bartender heads back out front and hands the horse a beer.
“You know,” says the barkeep, “we don’t get many horses around here.”
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To which the horse replies, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.”
A woman went to a cafe and ordered eggs.
A woman went to a cafe for breakfast the other day and ordered eggs.
The man behind the counter asked her, “How would you like your eggs cooked.”
The woman said, “Does it affect the price?”
“No, not at all,” he replied.
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She said, “In that case, I’d like them cooked with bacon, sausage, and tomato please.”
