A lady walks into a fancy jewellery store.
She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she nervously looks around to see if anyone noticed her little accident and prays that a salesperson doesn’t pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, “Good day, Madam How may we help you today?”
Very uncomfortable but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little “accident!”
She asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?”
He answers, “Madam if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to shit when I tell you the price.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A Woman Walks Into A Butcher’s Shop.
So this woman walks into a butcher’s shop on Christmas Eve just before closing time and asks.
“Do you have any Turkeys?”
The butcher opens his refrigerator, takes out his only Turkey, and puts it on the weighing scales.
It weighs 1.5kg.
The woman looks at Turkey and at the scales and asks.
“Do you have one that’s a bit bigger than this one, please?”
The butcher puts Turkey back in the fridge and then takes it out, but this time, when he puts it on the scales he craftily keeps his thumb on the scale pan.
The scale now shows 2 kg.
“That’s wonderful.” Says the woman.
“I’ll take both of them, please!”
LOL!!
