A lion notices a monkey by a river, dipping a banana peel into the water.
He watches her for a few minutes, as she dips the peel, keeps it underwater, and then takes it out, watches the water a bit, and repeats.
Finally, the lion gives up trying to make sense of the sequence.
“Hey, monkey”
“Hey, lion”
“What in the world are you doing?”
“Ten bucks and I will explain”
The lion pays her.
“Thanks. I’m dipping a banana peel in the water”
“Wtf, monkey? You’re the biggest idiot I’ve ever seen!”
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..
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“Sure, I’m an idiot, but I’m making $40 an hour.”
A blind man walks into a bar
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle.
The bartender says, “Hey buddy, what are you doing?”
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And the blind man says, “Don’t mind me, I’m just looking around.”
