A little boy boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam.
“The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on Portugal,” he said.
His mother asked, “What was the question?”
“Where’s Portugal.”
“The idiot teacher, I’m going to call the principal’s office. In the meantime, we’re going to find where Portugal is.”
She gets a map of the state and can’t find Portugal. Then she gets a map of the region and still can’t find Portugal. She gets a map of the city and can’t find Portugal.
“I swear Portugal can’t be far.
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The maid is from Portugal and she comes here to work every day on her bicycle.”
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I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry
I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry…
The cabbie said no problem and started speeding through the streets. We came up on a yellow light and instead of slowing down, he sped up and shot through the intersection.
I asked, “Hey, should you slow down a bit?”
“Don’t worry about it. All of my buddies drive this way.”
We came up on a red light and again he sped through the intersection.
I’m seriously concerned for my life now “Would you please drive more carefully.”
“Don’t worry about it. All of my buddies drive this way and we have been fine.”
Then we came up on a green light and the cabbie came to a dead stop.
I got curious “Why are you stopped at a green light?”
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“Oh, I gotta be careful cause one of my buddies could be driving on the other street.”
