A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?”
“Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
“How do you know that?” “Easy,” the little boy said.
“All you have to do is add it up like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.”
LOL!!
A little boy’s dad picked him up from school.
A little boy’s dad picked him up from school one afternoon.
Knowing that the roles for the school play were supposed to be posted that day, he asked his son if he had secured a part.
The little boy enthusiastically announced that he had been given a role: “I play a man who’s been married for 20 years.”
“Oh wow, that’s great, son,” the dad said. “Keep up the good work and before you know it they’ll be giving you a speaking part.”
LOL!!
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