I was walking through a forest the other day when I noticed a little squirrel sitting on a tree trunk. His right hand clenched into a fist.
“What have you got there? A hazelnut?”
He shook his head
“An almond then?”
He shook his head again.
“Is it a berry?”
“Nothing”
“Tell me, what is it?”
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Little Sally brought her report card home from school
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault.
She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit.”
Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:
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“Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother.”
