A lost dog strays into a jungle.
A lion sees this from afar and says cautiously, “This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before.”
Then the lion rushes threateningly toward the dog.
The dog notices and starts to panic but when he tries to run into the jungle he sees some bones next to him and has an idea and says out loud “mmm … that was some good lion meat!”
The lion abruptly stops and says, “Woah! This guy seems tougher than he looks, I better leave while I can.”
Over by the tree top, a monkey has seen it all.
Obviously, the monkey realizes that he can take advantage of this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return.
So the monkey tells the lion what really happened, and the lion angrily says, “Get on my back, we’ll get him together.”
So they start rushing back to the dog.
The dog sees them and realizes what happened and starts to panic even more.
Then he has another idea and shouts, “Where the hell is that monkey? I told him an hour ago to bring me another lion!!!”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A Man And His Dog Walk Into A Pub.
A man and his dog walk into a pub.
The landlord said, “Sorry, we don’t allow pets in here.”
The man replied, “But my dog can talk. Will you let him in if he talks?
The landlord chuckled, shook his head saying, “Yeah, sure, why not?”
The man looked at his dog and smiled, “Alright! What’s on the outside of a tree?”
The dog said, “Bark”.
“What’s on top of a house?”, he asked next.
“Roof!” the dog responded.
“What’s the opposite of smooth?”, he finally said.
“Ruff! said the dog.
The landlord snapped and stamped his feet on the ground saying, “That’s it. Get out of my bar.”
The man sighed and walked out of the bar with his dog.
Outside the pub, the man shouted at the dog saying, “What the hell was that?!”
“Yeah, I know, I’m sorry,” the dog said.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
