A lost dog strays into a jungle.
A lion sees this from afar and says cautiously, “This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before.”
Then the lion rushes threateningly towards the dog.
The dog notices and starts to panic but when he tries to run into the jungle he sees some bones next to him and has an idea and says out loud “Mmm… that was some good lion meat!”
The lion abruptly stops and says, “Woah! This guy seems tougher than he looks, I better leave while I can.”
Over by the tree top, a monkey has seen it all.
The monkey realizes that he can take advantage of this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return.
So the monkey tells the lion what really happened, and the lion angrily says, “Get on my back, we’ll get him together.”
So they start rushing back to the dog.
The dog sees them and realizes what happened and starts to panic even more.
Then he has another idea and shouts, “Where the hell is that monkey? I told him an hour ago to bring me another lion!!!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
Three handsome male dogs are strutting down the street
Three handsome male dogs are strutting down the street when they spot a stunning lady Poodle lounging in the sun.
Instantly smitten, they all rush over—tails wagging, tongues out—hoping to impress her.
The Poodle, clearly used to turning heads, decides to have a little fun.
She says sweetly, “Alright boys, I’ll make it simple. The first one who can use the words liver and cheese in the same sentence—creatively and intelligently—gets to take me out!”
The strong and proud black Lab steps forward first. “I love liver and cheese,” he declares confidently.
The Poodle shakes her head. “Hmm, sweet… but not exactly clever.”
Next up is the tall and shiny Golden Retriever. He thinks hard and blurts out: “I hate liver and cheese!”
The Poodle sighs.
“Well, at least you were honest—but not very imaginative.”
Finally, the smallest of the bunch steps up—the Chihuahua. Small in size, but clearly big on charm. He winks, flashes a toothy grin, looks at the others and says: “Liver alone… cheese mine.”
The Poodle was speechless.
