One day, a man and his wife went to the cinema because she wanted to watch a romantic comedy.
Half an hour into the film, the man felt a nudge on his elbow. “What an outrage,” his wife murmured to him.
“The person sitting in front of us is sleeping!” the woman said, clearly offended.
Her husband was fairly annoyed.
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He replied: “You woke me up to tell me that?”
Little Johnny told his dad that there was water in the carburetor of the car
Little Johnny runs to his dad and says, “Dad, there’s water in the carburetor of the car!”
“How can you be so sure?” the father asks.
“I just know there is,” replies Little Johnny.
“Do you even know what a carburetor is?”
“No,” says Little Johnny.
“OK, where is the car?”
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“In the lake.”
What should Johnny tell his dad?
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