A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2, and that continues for a year.
Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50.
“Well,” he thinks, “it’s always better than nothing.”
A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes $1.00.
“What’s going on now?” The beggar asks his donor.
“First you give me $2 every day, then $1.50, and now only $1, what’s the problem?”
“Well,” the man says, “my eldest son went to college last year. It’s very expensive so I had to cut the costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.”
“And how many children do you have?” Asks the beggar.
“Four,” the man replies.
“Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.”
Two Jewish men knock on Rabbi Levi’s door
Two Jewish men knock on Rabbi Levi’s door.
“What can I do for you, gentlemen? Said the rabbi opening his door.
Two Jewish men explain to him that they have an argument and cannot resolve it.
The Rabbi agrees to help them.
“What is the argument about?” he asks.
First man: “Black is a color!”
Second man: “NO! It is not!”
First man: “It’s a color!”
Second man: “Rabbi, is black a color?”
“Well, sure…” the rabbi said confused.
First man: “See, I told you. And so is white!”
Second man: “White is not a color!”
First man: “Rabbi?”
Rabbi: “Well, yes, white is a color.”
First Man: “See? I told you, Moishe, I sold you a Color TV!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
