After getting my new job as a Walmart greeter, a great find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two children and yelled obscenities at them through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. You have nice children there. Are they twins?”
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Damn no, they’re not twins. The older 9 and the other 7. Why the hell do you think they’re twins? Are you blind or stupid?”
So I said, “I’m not blind or stupid, Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone s-lept with you twice. Have a nice day, and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares.
A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares.
As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps.
“Is your mother home?” the salesman asked the small boy.
“Yeah, she’s home,” the boy said, scooting over to let him pass.
The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again.
Still, no one came to the door.
Turning to the boy, the fellow said, “I thought you said your mother was home?!”
The kid replied, “She is, but this isn’t where I live.”
