A guy goes to see a doctor.
Guy: “Doc, I have a kingdom of ants inside my b..u..t..t, and these be killing me, what can we do?”
Doc: “Get a watermelon, sit on it, once the ant king gets a taste, he’ll call his friends to join him out.”
And sure enough, our guy does as instructed, and after hours of watermelon sitting, the ant king comes out for a little taste.
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The ant king: “BOYS, BRING IT IN!”
A mother was reading a book about animals.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3-year-old daughter:
Mother: “What does the cow say?”
Child: “Moo!”
Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”
Child: “Meow.”
Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?”
And this wide-eyed little 3 yr. old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied,
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“Bud.”
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