A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, “Get me a coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”
“No,” replied the trainee.
“It’s the CEO of the company, you fool!”
The trainee shouts back, “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!”
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“No,” replied the CEO indignantly.
“Good!” replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.
A blonde won a motor home.
A blonde named Sally goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it.
She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, Sally begins screaming, “I won a motor home! I won a motor home!”
The waitress runs over and argues, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stereo system!”
Sally replies, “No. I won a motor home!”
By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, “You couldn’t possibly have won a motor home because we didn’t have that as one of our prizes.”
Again Sally says, “There is no mistake! I won a motor home!”
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The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, “WIN A BAGEL.”
