A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his first day of work, he dials the number of the pantry and shouts into the phone, “Get me a coffee, quickly!”
The voice on the other side responded, “You idiot, you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”
“No,” replied the trainee.
“It’s the CEO of the company, you fool!”
The trainee shouts back, “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!”
“No,” replied the CEO indignantly.
“Good!” replied the trainee, and put down the phone.
LOL!!
An Engineering Job Interview
After an interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”
The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer inquires, “Well, how about a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?” ”
The engineer stands up and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
