A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman,
“Can I park here?”
“No,” says the cop.
“What about all these other cars?”
“They didn’t ask!”
A woman was driving with her husband when was pulled over by the police.
Woman was in a hurry and told the officer so.
“I understand ma’am,” he said. “But I have to ticket anyone over 55.”
Woman was beside herself. “That’s dis.crimination!” she shouted.
The officer explained calmly, “Ma’am, I meant the speed limit.”
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says: “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.”
The woman answered: “Well, I have contacts.”
The policeman replied: “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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