Jamie was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. He was completely drunk.
A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.”
Jamie asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?”
“Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Let’s go.”
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Breathing a sigh of relief, Jamie said, “Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled.”
A man got fired from his job
A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job.
Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened.
“You know what a crew boss is?” he asked.
“The one who stands around and watches everyone else work.” “What’s that got to do with it?” they asked.
“Well, he just got jealous of me,” the young biologist explained.
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“Everyone thought I was the crew boss.”
