During a visit to the psychiatric hospital, a man asked the Director how to define whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
“Well,” said the Director, “we draw a bath, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bath.”
“Oh, I understand,” said the man. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
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“No,” said the Director,
“a normal person would pull the bath plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?”
A Blonde man wanted to fly with his dog on board.
A blonde man called an airline customer-service desk asking if it was possible to fly with his dog on board.
“Sure,” the airline agent said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.”
She continued to explain that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was perplexed.
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“I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
