A man walks into a bar and says, “4 drinks please.”
The bartender asks, “Rough day?”
The man replies, “Yeah, I just found out that my brother is gay.”
The bartender says, “Well everyone has their path.”
The next day the man walks into the bar again and says, “4 drinks please.”
The bartender asks, “Another rough day?”
The man replies, “Yeah, I just found out that my oldest son is gay.”
The bartender says, “Well that’s his choice.”
On the third day, the man walks into the bar again and says, “4 drinks please.”
The bartender says, “My god, another rough day?”
The man replies, “Yeah, I just found out that my youngest son is gay.”
The bartender says, “It’s totally up to him who he’s attracted to.”
The fourth day comes around, and the man walks into the bar again and says, “4 drinks please.”
The bartender asks, “Doesn’t anyone in your family like Women?”
The man replies, “Yeah, my wife does.”
A man walks into the front door of a bar.
A man walks into the front door of a bar.
He is drunk, stumbles to the bar, sits on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely informs the man that it appears he has already had plenty to drink, he cannot be served additional liquor at this bar, and a cab can be called for him.
The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs off the stool, and staggers out the front door.
A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles into the side door of the same bar.
He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink.
The bartender comes over and, still politely but more firmly, refuses to serve the man because he is drunk and again offers to call a taxi.
The drunk stares at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the BACK door of the bar.
He plops himself down on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.
The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is drunk, will not be served a drink, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries, “MAAAN! How many bars do you work at?”
