A man walks into a bar sporting the worst haircut you’ve ever seen.
“Give me two shots of Jack Daniels,” he says to the bartender. “One for me, and one for you.”
“You know, I don’t drink on the job,” the bartender says, pouring the man a shot.
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Downing the drink, the man replies, “And that’s why I like you better than my barber!”
A new boss is appointed in an office
A new boss is appointed in an office, and he has a really fierce reputation.
He’s walking through the office for the first time suddenly he sees a guy just leaning against a doorframe, doing nothing.
The boss decides to show everybody how things are going to be from now on.
He approaches the guy and asks him sternly, “What is your monthly salary?”
“2,200,” a bit surprised he answers.
The boss whips out his wallet, thrusts 1,800 at the guy, and yells, “There’s your two weeks’ pay, now get out of here and never show your face again!”
The guy takes the money and leaves. The boss, feeling good he’s shown everybody how idle hands are dealt with,
Then he asks, “So what was that lazy jerk doing in this place?”
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One clerk shrugs, “He just delivered our pizza.”
LoLLLLLL, That’s the lesson for him. We hope you have a good time enjoying this joke, have a nice day!
