A man was hired to paint the lines on the road.
On the first day, he painted ten miles, and his employers were amazed.
But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only a mile of the road.
Disappointed, his boss asked what the problem was.
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The man replies, “Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket.”
A Blonde Want To Tell Two Horses Apart
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was
which.
A neighbor suggested that she cut the Horsehair of one horse and that
worked great until It grow exactly like the other horse and the blonde was stuck again.
The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When
she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2
inches taller than the black.
