Michigan Lawyer: “Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?”
Barney: “No sir. I ain’t got no money, but I do get a 1928 Ford Car!”
Lawyer: “Well, you can raise money on that. Now let’s see, just what do they accuse you of stealing?”
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Barney: “A 1928 Ford Car.”
A blonde wants to feed her goldfish.
A blonde bought some goldfish.
A blonde bought some goldfish.
But she did not know how to feed them.
She called her brunette friend for help.
Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said,
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”Now, what do I give them to drink?”
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