A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord’s prayer.
For several evenings at bedtime, he repeated it after her mother.
One night he said he was ready to solo.
The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer.
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“Lead us not into temptation,” he prayed, “but deliver us some E-mail, Amen.”
A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares.
A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares.
As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps.
“Is your mother home?” the salesman asked the small boy.
“Yeah, she’s home,” the boy said, scooting over to let him pass.
The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, and knocked once, then again.
Still, no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow said, “I thought you said your mother was home?!”
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The kid replied, “She is, but this isn’t where I live.”
