A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie’s house, and Grandpa Morris gets out.
The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park…and couldn’t find his way home.
” Oy Morris “, said grandma, ” You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years!
So how could you get lost?
” Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn’t hear.
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Morris whispered, “I wasn’t lost…..I was just too tired to walk home.”
My 7-year-old son came in from school today and asked me:
My 7-year-old son came in from school today and asked me:
“Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?”
“Erm, I don’t know” I replied
“Mickey Mouse” he replied laughing
“Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs”
“Donald Duck” I replied
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“No, all ducks you idiot”
