A rabbi and a priest meet up after a year of not seeing each other.
The rabbi said: “Man, you’ve put on some weight since last time!”
Priest: Yes, I know it’s a new technique that I came up with. You go to a restaurant and eat as much as you can. When the bill comes, you tell them you already paid for it.”
Rabbi: Sure, but the waiter won’t believe you, right?
Priest: Of course, he won’t. So you tell him how dare he doubts a man of faith? It usually works and you can leave without paying.”
Rabbi: Alright, I’ll try.
Later that day, the rabbi goes to his favorite kosher restaurant.
After eating 5 plates, the waiter comes up to him with the bill.
Rabbi: Oh, I already paid.
Waiter: “Mmm, I’m pretty sure you did not sir.”
Rabbi: “You know I’m a rabbi, how dare you doubt a man of faith? I told you I already paid.”
Waiter: I’m sorry sir, you are right, there must be some misunderstanding, you are good to go.
15 minutes goes by and the rabbi is still at the table. 30 minutes … 45 minutes … 1 hour and he is still there!
The waiter approaches him: “Sir, why are you still here?”
Rabbi: “Well, I’m waiting for the change!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
