A Rich Wall Street trader visits a village.
During his stay, he sees a young man sleeping every day and doing nothing outside his house.
So he decides to persuade him to change his life and goes on to talk to him.
Trader: Hello young man, looks like you have nothing to do. I suggest you come with me to New York.
Man: What happens then?
Trader: I’ll make you a stock trader and you’ll earn lots of money.
Man: What happens then?
Trader: With that new wealth, you can buy a new house, a new car, a yacht, or anything you want.
Man: What happens then?
Trader: You don’t have to worry about your future and have a relaxing life.
Man: What does it look like I am doing right now?
An Old French Lady Had A Small Shop In Her Village.
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop.
They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said: Butter – 10 euros.
In response, the old lady added a sign to her own window: Butter – 9 euros.
The next day, the big supermarket had a new sign: Butter – 8 euros.
Indeed, the day after the lady’s sign said: Butter – 7 euros.
This went on for a while until eventually one of the lady’s customers pointed to the sign and said.
“Ma’am, you can’t keep your prices that low for long. These big companies can use their buying power to sell products cheaper, but a little store like yours can never compete.”
In response, the old French lady bent forward conspiratorially and muttered.
“Monsieur, I don’t even sell butter.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
