A second grader came home from school and asked her mother, “Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.”
The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
“That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?”
“It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add ‘es’.”
The girl was talking about spelling rules—how to make words plural (like “baby” to “babies”) by changing “y” to “i” and adding “es.”
LOL!
Little Johnny Gets Home From School.
Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school.
He had his first family planning lesson at school.
His mother is very interested and asks, “…How did it go?”
“I died of shame”, he replies.
Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Timmy in my class says you can buy babies from the hospital.
His mother answers laughingly…
“But that’s no reason to be ashamed?”
“No, but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that you and Daddy had to make me yourselves!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
