A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed…
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After two Military Police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Sy.”
The nun said, “I understand completely.”
The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of bal….ls…. I don’t want to go to Sy either.”
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead jumped into 3 sacks
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking by a mall.
A policeman starts running after them, so they start running too. They come upon 3 sacks and jump into them.
The cop stops and kicks the 1st sack and the brunette says “Meow.”The cop says, “Oh, it’s only a cat.”He kicks the 2nd sack and the redhead says “Woof.
“The cop says, “Oh, it’s only a dog.”Then he comes up to the third sack and kicks it.The blonde says “Potatoes”.
And the cop says “Oh, it’s only a sack of potatoes!”Do you know why the cop didn’t catch her?
Because he was a blonde too!
