Sixth-grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class, “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to ten times its normal size when stimulated?”
No one raises their hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way.
“Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands up to ten times its normal size when stimulated?”
Mary stands up and blushes with anger.
“How dare you ask such a question?” She says. “I’m going to complain to my parents who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!”
The teacher is shocked by Mary’s reaction but fearless. She asks the class again, and this time Sam raises his hand.
Yes, Sam? “says Mrs. Sampson.” Ma’am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye.”
“Correctly, Sam. Thank you.”
Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, “Mary, I have three things to tell you. First, it is clear that you haven’t done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And, third, I’m afraid one day you are going to be sadly disappointed.”
LOL!!!
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Teacher asks children to come up with a sentence beginning with “I”
The teacher asks the class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with “I”.
After some children come to the front with predictable statements about having a cat or a certain toy, a child steps up and says a sentence, “I is-” and is immediately interrupted by the teacher, “I am!”
She side-eyes the teacher, frowns, and ignores her teacher, starting again, “I is-” again, the teacher interrupts her, this time a little more snappily, “It’s I am! Use the proper word!”
The girl turns to look at her this time, eyelids drooped with exasperation.
“Fine,” she sighs, “I AM the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
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