Walking along the street a family couple noticed a man and a cat with a sign: “TALKING CAT FOR SALE – ONLY $20.”
They came closer and the cat looked at them and said, “Please buy me. I am a very nice cat. I know how to use the bathroom. I can do the chores and mow the lawn. I am also an excellent cook! I even can make a cake when you have a birthday!”
The couple looked at each other being shocked, and asked the seller, “Why on Earth would you sell such an incredible talking cat for $20?”
You know, the birthday cake he made for me had the d-e.a.d mouse on top. He is lying when he is saying he is a great cook. AND I HATE LIARS!
LOL!!
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Woman Finds Funny Note Attached to Dog’s Collar
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my garden; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; then he followed me into my house, walked slowly down the hall, curled up in the corner, and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door and I let him out.
The next day he came back, greeted me in my garden, entered and resumed his place in the hallway, and slept again for about an hour. It took several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar:
”I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.”
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:
”He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3, he’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?”
This is really awesome. We can all relate to this sweet dog.
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