The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples, and a basket of cookies.
She told the students to each take only one treat.
Next to the basket of apples was a sign:
Take only one, God is watching.
As one little boy reached over to take a cookie, the boy next to him said, “Take all you want, God’s watching the apples”!
A Snake and a Fisherman
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.
Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm.
The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat.
Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg.
Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth…
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A Blonde lady went to a salon to dress her hair.
While dressing her hair, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the shop.
Suddenly the lady turned to the man and said Mr.,
you are so handsome can we meet later today?
The man replied “I got married”
The woman continued; “and so? You can just tell your wife you’re going to visit a friend in the hospital and from there”……
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and the man replied: “Tell her yourself, she’s the one dressing your hair”.
