A teacher walks up to the blackboard and writes DEFINITELY.
Turning to the class, she says, “Today we’ll be looking at the word ‘definitely’. Definitely is when something is assured and there is no chance of doubt. Now, I want some volunteers to use definitely in a statement.”
Little Suzy raises her hand and says, “I’m definitely going to the park after school today.”
“No, I think there’s a good chance you’ll go to the park but it might rain so it’s not definitely.” The teacher says.
Little Billy raises his hand and says, “My team is definitely going to win the game this Saturday.”
“No, I know you really want your team to win the game this Saturday, but just wanting is not enough to make it definitely.” The teacher shakes her head.
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Miss, is there such a thing as a lumpy fart?”
“No.”
“Then I definitely just shat myself.”
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Johnny and The Teacher’s Gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought gifts to their teacher.
The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift.
She shook it, lifted it up, and said, “I bet I know what it is – there are flowers!”
“Correctly!” shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift.
She held it up, shook it, and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s a box of candy!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.
The next gift came from the liquor store owner’s son, Little Johnny.
The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking.
She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it the wine?” she asked.
“No,” replied little Johnny.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. “Is it champagne? She asked.
“No,” he replied.
Finally, the teacher said, “I’m giving up. What is it?”
Little Johnny replied, “A puppy!”
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