A woman who was rather on the large side turned up at the theatre just before the performance was due to start.
She handed the usher two tickets.
The usher asked, “Where’s the other party?”
The woman blushed. “Well, you see one seat’s a bit small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they’re both really for me.”
“That’s fine with me, Ma’am,” the usher replied, scratching his head.
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“There’s just one problem. Your seats are numbers 47 and 65.”
A redhead walks into a salon
A redhead walks into a salon
A redhead walks into a salon and the hairstylist says: “your hair is gorgeous”
The redhead runs her hand through her hair and says: “It’s natural”
Then a brunette walks in and the stylist says: “I love your hair”.
The brunette runs her hand through her hair and says it’s natural.
Then a blonde with green streaks walks in and the stylist says “That’s different…”
The blonde sneezes wipe it on her hand and runs her hand through her hair and says,
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“It’s natural!”
