A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner, feeling very nervous as it’s her first time meeting them.
They all sit down to a fine meal, but the woman soon starts to feel discomfort from her nerves and the broccoli casserole.
With gas pains almost bringing tears to her eyes, she decides to discreetly relieve herself and lets out a dainty fart.
Though not loud, everyone at the table hears it.
Before she can be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looks at the dog sleeping at her feet and sternly says, “Skippy!”
Relieved, the woman smiles, thinking she’s off the hook.
A few minutes later, the discomfort returns.
Without hesitation, she lets out a louder and longer fart.
The father once again looks at the dog and yells, “Dammit Skippy!”
Feeling even more relieved, the woman smiles and thinks, “Yes!”
As the meal continues, the woman feels the gas building up again.
This time, she doesn’t even think about it and lets out a fart that rivals a train whistle.
The father, now looking truly disgusted, shouts, “Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”
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A woman, was cranky because her husband was late coming home again
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, from golf decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.
She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.
“She’s finally gone. Yeah I know, it is about time. I’m coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie. I love you. Can’t wait to see you. We’ll do all the naughty things you like.” He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes. She grabbed the note to see what he wrote.
“I can see your feet. We’re out of bread; be back in five minutes.”
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