A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill.

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill.

“I’m shocked!” she complained.

“This is three times what you normally charge.”

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“Yes, I know,” said the dentist. “But you screamed so loudly, you scared away two other patients.

A young man hired by a supermarket

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”

“But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager.

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“Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”