A woman ran a red light and crashed into a man’s car. Both vehicles were completely totaled, yet, miraculously, neither of them was injured.
As they crawled out of the wreckage, the woman looked around and said, “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left of them, but we walked away without a scratch. This must be a sign from above that we were meant to meet, become friends, and live in harmony.”
The man nodded. “I completely agree. It has to be a sign from God!”
The woman continued, “And here’s another miracle! My car is completely wrecked, but this bottle of 75-year-old scotch survived without a single crack. Clearly, fate wants us to drink and celebrate our good fortune.”
She handed the bottle to the man, who eagerly nodded, uncorked it, and took a long drink, downing half the bottle. Then, he passed it back to the woman.
She took the bottle, smiled, put the cap back on, and handed it back to him.
Confused, the man asked, “Aren’t you having any?”
She shook her head. “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”
Years ago, Eve convinced Adam to eat the apple. Some things never change!
A woman in her eighties made the evening news
A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time.
The following day, she was interviewed by a local TV station.
The commentator asked what it felt like to be married again at her age and if she would share some of her previous experiences, especially since her new husband was a funeral director.
After a moment of thought, a smile came to her face as she proudly explained that she had first married a banker in her twenties, a circus ringmaster in her forties, a pastor in her sixties, and now, in her eighties, a funeral director.
The amazed commentator asked why she had married men with such diverse careers.
With a smile, she replied, “I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
