A young boy walks into a barbershop and the barber whispers to his customer, “He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calls the boy over, and asks him, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! Can I ask you something? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill? ”
The boy replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Man Walks into a Barbershop
There is a man who walks into a barbershop.
As he sits in the chair to have his hair cut, the barber asks him how he wants his haircut to be.
“I would like the sideburns one high and one low, a few long hairs sticking out of the back and a few chunks on the side and top,” the customer replies without giving it a thought.
“I’m not sure I can do that,” the baffled barber tells the man in response, never having even heard of such an odd hairstyle.
But apparently, the customer didn’t see it the same way, since he angrily asked the confused barber, “Why not, you did it that way last time.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
