A young woman was meeting her boyfriend’s parents for the first time, but unfortunately, she was suffering from a severely upset stomach.
As they all sat down at the dinner table, she felt the need to discreetly relieve some of the uncomfortable pressure. She decided to release a tiny bit of gas, hoping it would go unnoticed.
However, her “little” attempt resulted in a squeak that was audible enough for everyone at the table.
All heads turned, and the father looked first at her, then at the family dog, Max, lying on the floor behind her chair. With a stern voice, he said, “Max.”
Relieved, she thought, “This is perfect—they think it was the dog,” and everyone resumed eating.
Five minutes later, the pain returned, and she again felt the need to ease the pressure. This time, without shifting in her seat, she let out another fart, louder and more satisfying than the first.
Once again, everyone looked up, and the father, with more irritation in his voice, said, “MAX!” much to her silent delight.
Feeling significantly better but still not entirely relieved, the young woman decided to take a final, bold step to rid herself of the remaining discomfort. Brimming with confidence, she released a much louder and longer burst.
The entire table fell silent, eyes darting from one person to the next. The father slowly put down his fork, rose from his chair, glared at the dog, and shouted, “Max! For the love of God! Get away from there before she craps on you!!”
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A young man and a young woman were soon to be married.
A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about.
The man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him about his problem.
His feet REALLY stunk, even if he washed them constantly, he was worried that this would scare off his new bride, so he needed a solution, fast.
His father pondered the situation and finally told his son to wear socks constantly (even to bed) and always wash his feet whenever he got a chance.
The son thought about this and went along happily.
The same day the young lady approached her mother and told her about her problem
Her morning breath was horrid.
Her mother reassured her and told her everyone had bad morning breath.
The young woman told her mother that this was not normal morning breath but easily the worst in the world.
The mother thinks about this and comes up with this bright idea.
She tells her daughter to get up earlier than everyone else and not say a thing, go make breakfast, and then brush her teeth while the others are eating.
The young woman thinks and then runs off to get ready for the wedding, happy
The couple is married and they are happy, him with his perpetual socks and her with her morning silences.
One morning about 5:30 am the young man wakes up to find one sock missing.
He starts rustling around in the bed looking for it, which of course wakes up his wife, who without thinking asks what’s wrong.
With a look of shock on his face, the young man says, “OH MY GOD! You’ve swallowed my sock!”
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