An elderly couple had just snuggled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly announced, “Seven points for me!”
His wife, puzzled, turned over and asked, “What are you talking about?”
Grinning, he replied, “We’re playing fart football.”
Not one to back down from a challenge, his wife waited a moment, then let out an impressive fart of her own. “Touchdown! Tie game!” she declared with a smirk.
A few seconds later, the old man let out another one and triumphantly announced, “14 to 7! Back in the lead!”
Determined to keep up, his wife responded with another loud one, then quickly followed it with a squeaker. “Touchdown and a field goal! I’m ahead, 17 to 14!”
Feeling the pressure, the old man gave it his all, but things took an unexpected turn. With one big push, he went a little too far and accidentally pooped the bed.
His wife, wide-eyed, stared at him and asked, “What just happened?”
With a sigh, the old man admitted, “Guess it’s halftime… time to switch sides.”
An old married couple went camping.
An old married couple were going camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, the wife woke her husband and said, “Look at the stars and tell me what you see.”
The husband replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
The wife said, “And what do you make of that?”
The husband replied, “Well if there are millions of stars and even some of them have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
There was a slight pause before the wife said: “No honey, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
